Post #420 - Debunking It: 'Gawd Bless America'

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Here's a story that will ultimately be a little too cheeky with a very high "duhh" level. Gawd is the story of a man with a problem. He spends too much of his life and earnings on paranormal related interests. Sound familiar? For the record, I've never spent money on paranormal stuff except for the olives I get at that Alien Jerky place on the road home from Vegas.

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Deirdre said…
What's up, slick?



*I am not sure why I called you slick, only that it stuck in my head and wriggled it's way onto your comment form.
February 26, 2011 at 3:18:00 PM PST
Deirdre said…
I think the only money I have spent on ufology was the 10 bucks I paid to see Colin Andrews at the McMinnville OR UFO festival last year.

And you could, realistically, add up the money it took in gas, food, and lodging for the festival.

How about the electricity I use running my laptop to read stuff on the paranormal?

Wait! I bought Communion at a used bookstore the other day for 3 dollars.

Um. And I paid for my domain name, too. =/

Shit.

Send me olives.
February 26, 2011 at 3:21:00 PM PST
jsm said…
Slick works! And I have totally lied. I mean it's bad. I have spent money on all the following UFO-related materials in recent months:
Pens (to draw UFOs I've never seen)
Calendar (actually the man at the garage sale GAVE it to me and it's awesome)
I attended UFO conferences ($$, but still no sightings to speak of)
Oh, I got a sweet pin for my jacket that has a picture of the Heaven's Gate dude and reads "ALL ABOARD"...
And UFO magazine, of course...

and back issues of UFO California
February 26, 2011 at 3:43:00 PM PST
Deirdre said…
"Pens (to draw UFOs I've never seen)."


Heh. Thanks for that.
February 26, 2011 at 3:49:00 PM PST
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