Oh man ... loads of grays in my beard. That is no alien-talk, code-word Frankenstein mind controlled thought being passed to you readers - I have a lot of fucking grays in my beard! And there is nothing that's going to stop this madness....
Or is there hope?
A scientist is claiming that within two years, I will be able to take pills he is making and perhaps save the last few brownish hairs I have left. Actually those details, such as possible reversing effects or other "fountain of youth" related claims serve up are not included in this report. But it's the thought that counts, right? Oh and Professor Vladimir Skulachev has a Nobel Prize winner Dr Gunter Blobel to show support for his claims. But something is confusing if you can't already tell. Seems Vlade is completely gray. He looks exactly his age, a number that I won't give away so you can make a guess and research on your own if you care.
Through chemistry, he claims to have synthesized a new, previously unheard of anti-oxidant. Let us see how far this goes. Would be interesting if this became the next step in human evolution, if you believe in such a thing. Getting past the first stage of snake-oil salesman is always the trickiest part.
9/27/10
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