Mexico: Meteorite or Satellite ?

Bright light, loud boom, and what do you know... mysteryoso conception!

The meteorite/satellite/ufo/big foot/snow cone that smashed into a part of Mexico causing a 100ft wide hole in the ground is now officially getting weird...

The crash happened around 6:30pm Wednesday and the news reports are very slow to react on this one which proves the media is having difficulty getting the facts right.

Again.

Even the reporters at Discovery are frustrated.  Why don't they spend a few bucks, those ridiculous cheapskates, and send someone there pronto (yesterday)? 

So, was it a meteorite?  Was it the Russian satellite the Mexican Space Agency claims it is?  Or was it something even more secretive?  Maybe it was Lady Gaga's next single dropping.

Help!  Get on this!  It just isn't fair to blame the Russians, again.  And besides, with the impact crater the size that was reported, that space junk must have been built Ram tough.  Pay attention to updates here at FMPU.

Impact occurred approximately 100 miles to the northwest of Mexico City in the municipality of Ahuazotepec, Puebla.  Translation shouldn't be much of a factor...