Magic Onion UFO Report

Aliens Demand More Positive Portrayal In The Media 

June 23, 1999 | ISSUE 35•24

WASHINGTON, DC—A coalition of extraterrestrials representing some two trillion lifeforms across the five major planetary confederations descended on Earth Monday to speak out against "the demeaning, degrading and hurtful portrayals" of aliens in the planet's media.

This is from an old Onion issue, dating back to 1999.  Still applies, still funny.