Wha-WHAT?! Come on man - are you still wondering if you get all the news that's important? If you don't know about S Carolina's Alvin Greene, you are really missing out. And if you tune in to Drudge's sell-out news site, you won't even know about it! Not funny, not important, not news - not nothing because Drudge doesn't want you to know. But you do get a great shot of Crist making out with some bitch. GREAT! But not as great as the Alvin Greene story. You can read about the Vuvuzela - because, apparently, people are angry about all the noise it makes. I've watched soccer for years and happen to absolutely love the sounds of the Vuvuzela, so again, Drudge, fuck you. Alvin Greene is a way better story. Want more? Oh yeah - that Vuvuzela article is linked to Andrew Breitbart (hits rising back up, asshole?) - or maybe I'll change it if I can fight off this case of sadness. Oh yeah - fuck you Drudge, you're an asshole for not having the Alvin Greene story anywhere on your front page, this video is beyond interesting. His eyes are interesting. I'm going to leave the link to Breitbart as a reminder of the last day I visit Drudge, or at least a marker so I can see how long it takes for me to break down. If you think Drudge is the best news source out there, please think again - as they say, Think or Be Eaten. Have a view and man, I just love the 20 second pauses after every question as if he's transmitting from Mars...
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