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3/3/25

Fake Space – The Final Hustle


For as long as we’ve been told about space, we’ve been sold on it. Sold the idea that there’s an infinite void out there, just waiting for our reach. Sold the vision of astronauts bouncing on the Moon, billionaires colonizing Mars, and satellites making first contact with the unknown. But what if none of it is real—not in the way we’re told?

What if space isn’t an open frontier, but a closed loop? A concept, not a reality? And more importantly, what if the entire business of space is just that—a business?  What if all the movies (one of the 1st movies ever made was about going to the moon,) about space were just programming devices to give the masses the impression space was one way. Tough to prove, but tough to convince me otherwise.

While we’re watching rocket launches and CGI renderings of deep-space missions, a very real market is at play. Stocks surge and crash on the promise of cosmic dreams. Governments funnel billions into projects that never seem to deliver what was promised. And somewhere in the mix, the idea of space itself remains untouchable, unquestioned. 

The Economics of Outer Space

Let’s look at the financials. Companies like SpaceX, Blue Origin, and Virgin Galactic don’t actually sell space travel. They sell speculation. SpaceX wins massive government contracts, Virgin Galactic promises commercial spaceflight that keeps getting delayed, and Blue Origin plays the long game with its billionaire-backed vision of off-world colonies.

Investors don’t need to believe in space—they just need to believe they can make money from it. The stock market moves on perception, not proof. If a company says it will send tourists to orbit, the stock jumps. If another company claims it will mine asteroids, investors throw in cash. It doesn’t matter that the promises rarely materialize, because the game is about keeping the illusion profitable.

The Problem With "Up"

But let’s go deeper: If we live inside a closed system, where exactly are these rockets going? The footage we see is often heavily edited, the physics don’t always add up, and the deeper into space they claim to go, the more CGI we seem to get. It’s always just out of reach—far enough away that the average person can’t verify it for themselves.

Even the Moon landings, the supposed pinnacle of human achievement, remain locked in a strange haze of lost data, missing tapes, and strangely inconsistent imagery. And yet, questioning space is treated as heresy. Why? Because too many people have too much to lose if the illusion falls apart.

The Myth of the Final Frontier

Space has always been a story. Ancient civilizations looked to the skies for gods, then later for meaning. Today, we look up and see billionaires playing explorers, claiming they will take us to the stars while the world below crumbles. The idea of space is the ultimate escape fantasy—a way to believe there’s something more out there, something bigger than ourselves.

But what if there isn’t? What if this is it?

Would people even want to know?

That’s the real question. Not whether space is real or fake, but whether we can handle the possibility that we’ve been lied to about something this big. And whether we’re ready to accept that the biggest frontier isn’t in the stars—it’s right here, in the space between truth and belief.

2/26/25

The Golden Gate Bridge: A Portal to the Unknown?

 

The Golden Gate Bridge is more than an engineering marvel—it's a symbol of transition, a gateway not just between land and sea but, according to some, between dimensions. Over the years, myths and theories have emerged suggesting that the bridge may serve as a portal to other realities. While these claims lack scientific backing, the allure of the unknown keeps the legend alive.

Bridges as Symbolic Portals


Throughout history, bridges have represented passage, connection, and transformation. In folklore, they are often depicted as thresholds between worlds, places where reality bends. Some narratives propose that crossing the Golden Gate Bridge, especially under specific conditions—fog-laden mornings, certain alignments of the stars—could trigger altered states of consciousness or serve as a metaphysical gateway.

An article on Medium reflects on this idea, stating, "Bridges are doorways to another reality, another dimension." Could it be that San Francisco’s iconic bridge is more than meets the eye?

Optical Illusions and Perceptions

The Golden Gate Bridge has long been associated with striking visual effects that challenge perception. The dense fog, shifting light, and the bridge’s immense structure can create optical illusions that make it appear to bend, ripple, or even disappear. Some photographs and artistic interpretations take this a step further, depicting the bridge as if it’s dissolving into an unknown space.

Is it just a trick of the eye, or could there be something more at play? Those who believe in ley lines—the theoretical energy pathways that crisscross the Earth—point to the bridge’s placement as significant. They argue that the bridge sits on a powerful energetic intersection, a place where time and space may not behave as we expect.

Musings

While there’s no hard evidence to confirm the Golden Gate Bridge as a literal portal, its mystique is undeniable. Whether viewed as a symbol of change, an optical illusion, or a possible doorway to another realm, it continues to inspire wonder and speculation.

What do you think? Have you ever felt something strange while crossing the Golden Gate? Let’s hear your thoughts in the comments below!


2/25/25

UFOs, Blurry Mysteries, and the Chihuahua Log

The UFO phenomenon has always felt like a fool’s gambit—just enough mystery to keep people talking, but never enough proof to settle the debate. It’s the Bigfoot problem all over again: a world filled with high-definition cameras, yet every sighting is conveniently grainy, out of focus, or later identified as a weather balloon, a military test, or, as history has shown, something as ridiculous as a “chihuahua log.”

The cycle is predictable. A strange object appears, blurry footage surfaces, the internet explodes with theories, and then—nothing. Either it fades into obscurity or gets debunked as something disappointingly terrestrial. Governments fuel the intrigue


, throwing around terms like “Unidentified Aerial Phenomena” and promising investigations, but rarely delivering anything conclusive.

History is littered with examples of UFO sightings that turned out to have mundane explanations. The famous Phoenix Lights of 1997? Military flares dropped during training exercises. The 2017 USS Nimitz "Tic Tac" UFO? Many experts now argue it was a combination of sensor glitches, atmospheric effects, and misinterpretations by pilots under stress. The Roswell Incident of 1947? Initially a “flying saucer” story, but later confirmed to be a high-altitude balloon from Project Mogul, a classified U.S. military program designed to detect Soviet nuclear tests.

At some point, you have to wonder: if something is always just out of reach, is it even worth reaching for?

This is where, oddly enough, porn deserves a mention. At least it has an undeniable element of realism. You know what you’re looking at. It might be staged, exaggerated, or artificial, but there’s no ambiguity—it’s there, it’s happening, and there’s no debate about whether or not it exists.

UFOs? They’re all about doubt. They thrive in the fuzzy spaces between reality and belief, just clear enough to stir up speculation, just vague enough to avoid resolution. If extraterrestrials wanted us to take them seriously, they’d show up in 4K, hold a press conference, and land in Times Square—not as a shaky light in the sky that could just as easily be a seagull reflecting car headlights.  Shillbait.

Until that happens, I’ll take the chihuahua log. At least that has a definitive answer.

1/11/25

Social Commentary - Humor Thugs and UFOs

 


Humorless on the Web: The Strange Case of Online Seriousness Syndrome

The internet is a vast, quirky landscape. It’s a place where memes destroy and rebuild, cat videos heal broken spirits, and sarcastic banter (see reddit) bridges generational divides. But lurking in the shadows of this digital carnival are those who either cannot—or will not—laugh. They are the "Humorless Internet", the laughing invalids, and maybe this is a behavior that comes with purpose. In my earnest opinion, this is often selective behavior, deployed nefariously to one-up or best well-intentioned people.

And yes, this phenomenon is alive and well in the UFO community. For a group that thrives on the mysterious and unexplained, it’s ironic how seriously some members take themselves—to the point of banishing humor entirely. Let’s explore how this dynamic plays out, both broadly and within the realm of UFO enthusiasts.

Here's my take on these curious characters and the ripples they create in the chaotic waters of the goddamned internet.


The Anatomy of the Humorless Online Persona

What does an internet user devoid of humor look like? While the exact traits vary, there are a few hallmark behaviors:

  • Literal Interpretations of Jokes: Imagine posting a tweet saying, “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” only for someone to reply, “Actually, eating horses is unethical in many cultures.” You’re left scratching your head, wondering if they truly believe you’re eyeing the neighbor’s mare for dinner.

  • Overanalysis of Playful Comments: A simple “That’s what she said” joke might inspire a 500-word comment thread dissecting sexism in modern humor. Nuance is lost, and the lighthearted moment dies a slow, painful death.

  • Immediate Offense Taken: Even the most absurd, hyperbolic jokes can be misinterpreted. It’s as if some users patrol the web, ready to pounce on the slightest deviation from their own worldview.

Imagine telling someone, “It’s raining cats and dogs,” and instead of chuckling, they lecture you on the dangers of animal cruelty. That’s the vibe.

In UFO circles, this behavior can manifest in peculiar ways. Crack a joke about aliens refusing to visit Earth because of our questionable reality TV lineup, and you might find yourself accused of trivializing the serious work of extraterrestrial researchers. What starts as lighthearted banter can quickly spiral into a grim defense of the "truth."  Try speaking too much truth on a fringe show, it gets hotter even more quickly.


Why Is Humor ‘Turned Off’?

Humorless behavior isn’t always malicious. Sometimes, it’s the result of understandable factors:

  • Cultural or Language Barriers: Humor doesn’t translate perfectly across languages or cultures. Sarcasm and idioms, in particular, can lose their charm (or meaning) when they cross borders.

  • Tone Loss in Text: The absence of vocal inflection, facial expressions, and body language can make it harder to detect humor in written form. The internet’s primary mode of communication doesn’t always do jokes justice.

  • Genuine Lack of Comedic Sensibility: Some people just don’t find things funny, and that’s okay. Everyone has different tastes.

However, in UFO circles, there’s an additional layer to this phenomenon. The subject matter—aliens, government cover-ups, mysterious encounters—already sits on the fringes of mainstream acceptance. As a result, many in the community feel a heightened need to legitimize their beliefs, often at the expense of humor. Jokes can be perceived as an attack, a dismissal of their worldview, or an attempt to undermine their credibility.  And don't be fooled, the narratives haven't flipped nearly as much as rumored - conspiracy nutters are still conspiracy nutters, but I digress... 


The Weaponization of Humorlessness

Sometimes, being humorless isn’t just a personality quirk—it’s a strategy. Here’s how:

  • Dominating Conversations: By reframing jokes as offensive or inappropriate, humorless individuals can derail discussions and seize control of the narrative. The original speaker often finds themselves backpedaling, explaining, or apologizing for a harmless quip.

  • Claiming Moral Superiority: “I’m too serious for jokes” becomes a badge of honor, signaling that the humorless individual is somehow more thoughtful or ethical than their jesting peers.

  • Derailing Lighthearted Moments: Some people thrive on conflict and tension, using their lack of humor to sour otherwise positive interactions. A cheerful exchange can quickly turn into a debate over semantics or ethics.

It’s one thing to not get the joke—it’s another to use that as a moral high ground to ‘win’ the argument. It’s not humor they’re missing; it’s strategy they’re employing.


How It Affects the Rest of Us

The humorless often have a chilling effect on digital spaces. Their presence can:

  • Stifle Creativity: When every joke is scrutinized or criticized, people may hesitate to share their humor, fearing backlash or misunderstanding.

  • Create Tension: A single humorless comment can shift the tone of an entire thread or conversation, turning playful banter into a strained debate.

  • Discourage Engagement: Who wants to interact with someone who’s always serious? The fear of being misinterpreted can push well-meaning users into silence.  (This is perhaps most important, for without engagement you are left with a typical, basic bunch of assholes!)


Conclusion: Laughter as a Survival Tool

In a world so absurd, humor is our common language—or at least, it should be. The internet, with all its chaos and contradictions, needs humor to stay sane. And for a community like UFO enthusiasts, embracing a bit of levity can be a powerful way to connect with others and share their passion.

But if you find yourself up against a stone-faced humor vacuum, just remember: their seriousness says more about them than it does about your joke.

Maybe the humorless aren’t laughing because they don’t want to… or maybe they’re just biding their time, waiting for the right moment to derail your next punchline.

So go forth, be funny, and don’t let the humorless get you down. After all, if laughter is contagious, maybe there’s hope for them yet. Even aliens might appreciate a good joke—if they’re out there watching us, let’s at least give them something to laugh about.

Tracks with UFO

 Vigiland – 'UFO'

This 2014 track by Swedish duo Vigiland features an energetic music video that complements their signature electronic dance style.

Sneaky Sound System – 'UFO'
Released in 2007, this song by Australian band Sneaky Sound System includes a music video directed by Clement Beauvais, known for its catchy tune and distinctive visuals.

Stellar – 'UFO'
This 2012 release by South Korean girl group Stellar features a music video directed by Hong Won-ki, showcasing the group's pop sound and choreography.

FEMM – 'UFO'
A 2014 track by Japanese duo FEMM, featuring a futuristic music video that aligns with their unique electronic style.