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6/16/26

The Year of the Orb: Everybody Has a Theory, Nobody Has an Answer

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  The UAP world has found its mascot. Not a flying sauer. Not a black triangle. Not a cigar-shaped craft from Zeta Reticuli. An orb. Specifi...
6/15/26

Orb Season, Episode 3: The Government Still Doesn't Know

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  The UAP world has a new obsession, and it glows. Last week, the Pentagon released its third tranche of declassified UAP records, adding do...
6/14/26

Sneaky Sound Machine - UFO

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The Great Orb Summer Continues

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Every few years the UAP conversation gets a new mascot. In the 1950s it was flying saucers. In the 1990s it was black triangles....
6/7/26

Sporks Magazine, Issue 9, June 2026

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6/1/26

UAPs: From Luminaries to Airspace Violations

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  An FMPU Exclusive! Once, humans looked up and saw luminaries — signs, omens, messages in the sky. Now we see UAPs: objects cataloged, tagg...
5/31/26

2nd Classified UFO Dox Batch < 1st

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FMPU Exclusive! Ah yes, UFO File Drop #2 — the government’s favorite seasonal beverage: half-truth over crushed ice. Another ser...
5/29/26

Disclosure Day Is Coming (This Summer)

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Best Pow Wow Ever

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  An FMPU Exclusive!   The first thing humanity did after making contact with extraterrestrials was, naturally, invite them to Thanksgiving....
3/31/26

FMPU Exclusive! The Moon Was Never Real Estate

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  FMPU — Federation of Magic Pop & UFOs The Moon Was Never Real Estate There was a time—not long ago in the grand sweep of things—when...