Life on Mars announcement almost wins bet for FMPU webmaster

Big news today from the internettaweb.  I'm speaking of course of the NASA announcement that there is (get ready for the duhhhhhhh moment) life on mars. 

Bowie already got it right and Elton John had it wrong.

Right on the heels of a strange Chinese evangelical claim that they found Noah's Ark, NASA counters with a tiny crumb of what they have known for a long, long time. 

The bet is simple - if NASA announces they found life, real life, like a small animal or humanoid, on Mars before 2015, I lose and must fly Suitcase Sally to Prague.  Big thinker.  If NASA makes the announcement by 2012, I win - and I chose to have SS clean every square inch of whatever type of dwelling we are residing at the time of the victory.

So tonight was only slightly disappointing when the announcement came and what they found is merely moss.

BFD.  Screw them and their moss - they don't know how much dust is collecting in rarely used corners of this place.  I'm going to make her dress in her favorite Asian garb and when I point to a dusty region, she will be on it unless NASA continues to sit on their information and costs me dearly.