The Pluto Plot (how I learned to love the dumbfucks at NASA)
By: chet in glendale village

This summer's Pluto extravaganza has come at an extraordinary cost. Both toward a living part of the Pluto adventure and also as a new emerging theory that the mission to Pluto was in fact never a real mission.

Moon freaks, remember you best arguement yet? It's taken us soo long to go back to the moond because we don't really care about the boring moon! Been there, done that!


Holy crap I wish you could hear yourselves when you speak. Pluto is a giant ice cube. And what the hell are they going to explore out in Pluto that could POSSIBLY be of any use to us? Even if they found the cure to aids on Pluto, what the hell would we do then? I'm sure politcians would say something like "well, it's very costly and ya know going all that way back to Pluto might not be worth it if all we found was the cure to aids. Besides our scientists are pretty close to an aids breakthrough here on earth."

We're not even going to get data from the New Horizons craft until 2015, the earliest it's to arrive in the Pluto area. New Horizons also carries 24 pounds of Plutonium. Of course you remember the protests to not send off that ship due to the risk involved.

Of course you even had some tin hats warning us New Horizons was star wars in full effect.